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Run a marketing campaign specifically targeting potential Denim Genes patients.

Ensure you have a doctor trained in the DNA lab qualification (itвЂ™s super-important in general to ensure your doctors are all qualified to use the equipment youвЂ™re assigning them to!) Best to be prepared by getting a room built (if you can afford it) to maximise your chances of curing patients quickly. You could get a Denim Genes emergency at a point in the level. Prepare for вЂ“ and deal with вЂ“ emergencies.Make sure youвЂ™re building rooms you need to cure illnesses that people are arriving with. Make sure you have plenty of GPвЂ™s offices, pharmacies and low-level cure rooms to deal with a steady flow of patients.

If youвЂ™re waiting around for patients to come in, try three things. Say, for example, youвЂ™re playing Melt Downs and youвЂ™ve got an objective to bring in and cure 5 patients with Denim Genes and 10 patients with Shock Horror. If youвЂ™re suffering from low reputation, or want to attract patients in to treat specific conditions, then you can do that by building a marketing room and hiring an assistant with marketing qualifications. Marketing can be the difference between your hospital surviving and thriving. Keep an eye on under-performing staff and donвЂ™t be afraid to swing the axe. Track your staffвЂ™s performance on an individual level by looking at their logs, and donвЂ™t be afraid to cut the deadwood.Д®rnie Nutt here managed to kill four individuals before his reign of terror was brought to an end by a summary dismissal. ThatвЂ™s because they were a truly terrible doctor. On a recent playthrough, we experienced one member of staff inadvertently killing four patients. Hiring better staff is a useful tip, too. Scanner rooms can make your doctors more sure of a diagnosis, which will lead to a higher probability of a cure. Do you have huge queues for reception and your GPвЂ™s offices? It may be worth building more, as these are low-cost solutions.Д«uilding better rooms, such as General Diagnosis, Cardiology and the fancy Fluid Analysis, X-Ray and M.E.G.A. Improving the cure rate is a good starting point, and there are a few tips to help you do that.Д«uilding more rooms is useful for the reputation, at the cost of cash, and can also help you alleviate bottlenecks that may be contributing to negative patient satisfaction.

So if youвЂ™re struggling to bring patients in, have a think about what you can do to increase the reputation of your hospital. Your hospital reputation governs a lot of factors, not least the likelihood that youвЂ™ll attract new patients. Do you really want them to spend time picking up human poo? Filth like this will lower the hygiene in your hospital, will put off patients and generally cause more work for your janitors. Placing toilets will avoid this kind of depravity occurring in your hospital. Remember to regularly check that your patients have a source of food, a drinking source, things to keep them entertained, places to sit, access to bins, access to toilets and then, depending on what kind of level you are on available air conditioning or radiators (if required). In the heat of the moment, it can be easy to forget the essentials. Understanding how and why these patients come in, and what affects their impact on your hospital, is a key part of understanding the game. We deliberately increase the difficulty of the game by throwing more patients at you. Two Point County initially appears to be a green and pleasant land вЂ“ but beyond the borders of the starting areas, things start to change.

Two point hospital gameplay